I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT: TENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

ANDREW BLOSSOM 

2024, 2014 | 9780983825968 | 192 pp 

With an updated cover by Nick Kuszyk 

LIMITED! Select "Book + SIGNED POSTER" to receive an 11x 17 frameable print of Nick Kuszyk's original MESSAGE cover, signed by AB + NK in 2014. 

Announcing the Tenth Anniversary Edition of the book the RICHMOND TIMES-DISPATCH called “a superb collection of harrowing, macabre and often funny stories.” 

Featuring all eleven pieces from the original collection, including “Versus Beast,” “Like a Friend," “A Word from the Chimpanzees" and "The Skunk-Ape of Legend." 

And now! Three new-to-this-edition stories that didn’t get included last time for reasons we can’t remember: “The Thing About the Mouse," "Approaching Perfection" and "At Hospitalfield." 

Some reviews of the original: 

"Even the bleakest of Blossom’s tales are punctuated by a wry, understated sense of humor reminiscent of Mitch Hedberg." Rich Griset, STYLE WEEKLY

"Andrew really is a one-of-a-kind, unique writer. He doesn’t write like anybody else. He has a big heart." Tom De Haven

"God, I love this book." Alane Cameron Ford